Mr. May, Jared The Anchorman
May 3rd, 2010 by Mike
May…it’s a glorious month. It’s a time for men all over to unlock our sheds and roll out the accoutrements of manly summer activity…push lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, hammers, saws, ladders and everything else we locked away last fall (we can’t in good conscience even mention leaf blowers outside of parentheses. Are they even a thing?)
Yes, the month of May marks the ritual beginning of masculine warm-weather endeavours, and with this month we have of course a new Moustache Man on offer. Jared does not disappoint. Brimming with confidence, tackling crushing deadlines effortlessly, always having the right words on hand to soothe a nervous client. Walking with a purpose that attracts the eye of men and women alike…as our smitten Nicole shamelessly illustrates.
Down girl…you’re married now.
Mr May has that hot and sexy TV anchorman look that drives women crazy! I want some of that….NOW!
That’s a lot of man to fit into such a small world. Come here Jared, mama’s gonna treat you right
Jared has that quiet confidence that seems to attract women.
And that majestic ANCHORMAN mustache is the icing on this hunk-ilicious piece of beef cake.
I gotta agree with Leroy on this one. Get outta my way, I’m grabbing some of that for myself!!!!!!
I still thinks that Mr. Febrohairy was hotter though.
I need immunity from the ’stache disease, it’s CONTAGIOUS!!
Oh my! Me likey!!!