Mr. May, Jared The Anchorman

May 3rd, 2010 by Mike

May…it’s a glorious month. It’s a time for men all over to unlock our sheds and roll out the accoutrements of manly summer activity…push lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, hammers, saws, ladders and everything else we locked away last fall (we can’t in good conscience even mention leaf blowers outside of parentheses. Are they even a thing?)

Yes, the month of May marks the ritual beginning of masculine warm-weather endeavours, and with this month we have of course a new Moustache Man on offer. Jared does not disappoint. Brimming with confidence, tackling crushing deadlines effortlessly, always having the right words on hand to soothe a nervous client. Walking with a purpose that attracts the eye of men and women alike…as our smitten Nicole shamelessly illustrates.

Down girl…you’re married now.