Men of McMillan video

November 14th, 2011 by Lance T. Selleck

Check out this McMillan public service video about a colleague who bravely fought a terrible Movember addiction.

McMillan Men (with Moustaches)

November 1st, 2011 by Lance T. Selleck

The manly men of McMillan posed for this classic shot last year after a month of Movember moustache manicuring.

The McMillan BUSTACHE!

November 1st, 2011 by Lance T. Selleck

For Movember 2010, the boys at McMillan once again grew some serious man-staches for the cause and boarded the BUSTACHE for a month-long road trip down that hairy highway.

GORD – Mr. March

November 1st, 2011 by Lance T. Selleck

There’s no authority greater than the HIGHBEAM HUGO BOSSTACHE®. From the casting couch to the negotiation table, the last word is spoken from beneath your lustrous crumb-catcher. Show your cowering underlings that it’s not a clean-shaven democracy; it’s a moustache dictatorship!

ZEKE – Mr. FeBROary

November 1st, 2011 by Lance T. Selleck

Looking to live a life less ordinary? When you sport the CLASSIC SCANDALBAR© Moustache, your manly countenance becomes your passport to adventure. Women! Boats! Hi-Fi Stereos! It’s all yours for the taking with these bristly chin-peninsulas framing your magnetic smile!


November 1st, 2011 by Lance T. Selleck

No one knows better than Eric that ROCHON AIN’T EASY™. His trademark Fu-Manchu-style lip-wisps suggest the wisdom of an ancient Zen master while warning streetside player-haters that this hustlin’ fool don’t ever talk jive!

CORY and TORY – Moustache Men for Dudecember

December 10th, 2010 by Lance T. Selleck

Separated at birth and raised on opposite sides of the Canadian/American border, fashion-model twins Cory and Tory wear dual DREADFALCON CHEVRONS© as symbols of their contradictory dispositions. Witness nature’s greatest mistake…and emulate it!


November 1st, 2010 by Mike

Greed is good when you have a JUNIOR EXECUTIVE® moustache on your upper lip. The only time a dude with this ’stache will get behind you is to stab you in the back!

Mr. JOCKtober

October 4th, 2010 by Mike

With a fine pair of VARSITY LONGHORNS® framing your confident sneer, you can rest assured that those Glee club geeks will give up their lunch money without a fight. This is a face duster that lets every cheerleader know that you are always ready to go long.

German women love the McMillan Moustache men!

September 9th, 2010 by Mike


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